"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
College is a fucked up place
Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.
Anyone want a tumblr boyfriend? Cause I want a tumblr girlfriend, honestly I dont care if you arent famous Ill make you and Ill treat you like a princess. Follow me so I know youre interested. Ive been following everyone back lately, my dashboard is dead!
I peed on the hamster
aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE