(Source: maxsweston)


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trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"


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stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.


224,450 notes | Reblog | 1 week ago
stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.


144,239 notes | Reblog | 1 week ago

(Source: tyr0gue)


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kenby:

why u lick me

kenby:

why u lick me


124,577 notes | Reblog | 2 weeks ago
tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

(Source: clupster)


305,088 notes | Reblog | 2 weeks ago
mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING


400,307 notes | Reblog | 2 weeks ago

(Source: machistado)


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(Source: avianawareness)


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(Source: ohyeahadorablepuppies)


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traditioned:

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant


Anyone want a tumblr boyfriend? Cause I want a tumblr girlfriend, honestly I dont care if you arent famous Ill make you and Ill treat you like a princess. Follow me so I know youre interested. Ive been following everyone back lately, my dashboard is dead!

traditioned:

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant



Anyone want a tumblr boyfriend? Cause I want a tumblr girlfriend, honestly I dont care if you arent famous Ill make you and Ill treat you like a princess. Follow me so I know youre interested. Ive been following everyone back lately, my dashboard is dead!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


308,727 notes | Reblog | 2 weeks ago

dansbunk:

master-of-duct-tape:

handbuiltbyrob0ts:

[x]

I peed on the hamster

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE


154,716 notes | Reblog | 2 weeks ago

(Source: incognegroo)


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